zeldathemes
The cold never bothered me anyway.
My name is Kristen. I'm going to Morehead State University with an Area of Concentration in Psychology. If there is anything else you wanna know, just ask!
littlefairytaleprince:

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]



My first thought was to launch a rocket onto the button, but then I realised this has a great flaw:Many people can’t sing…

littlefairytaleprince:

bikerideoceanside:

kellizredd:

[AGGRESSIVELY PRESSES BUTTON]

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My first thought was to launch a rocket onto the button, but then I realised this has a great flaw:
Many people can’t sing…

transitorystory:

commandroid:

rebuttalofbullets:

topseaturvy:

commandroid:

you’re trans??? prove it using the quadratic formula

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how do u like them apples

your use of mathematics shocks and horrifies me

eat my entire ass

some people really like math. also, i do not miss THAT shit at all

trinosaurus:

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

ouyangdan:

leggywillow:

truezodiacfact:

Moth pit

My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds.

you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

unexplained-events:

Last Meals of Inmates on Death Row

Single black olive with a pit in it

WOW! 

  #death row    #last meals    #whoa  

chillybucky:

It’s reached the point where I’m actually scared to go and see Marvel movies because I just know I’ll leave the theater being obsessed with another character.

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

nataninakaramlenopac:

erennyehgar:

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thoughtwhat if there was a notebook called the ship noteits like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other
and they fall in love
writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their namesno details? love at first sight.
isn’t it a beautiful thing to have


THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

So how would Destiel finally at mitt their feelings?

nataninakaramlenopac:

erennyehgar:

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thought

what if there was a notebook called the ship note

its like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other

and they fall in love

writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their names

no details? love at first sight.

isn’t it a beautiful thing to have

THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

So how would Destiel finally at mitt their feelings?

  #i need this    #need    #want  

papershopprojects:

huffingtonpost:

HERE’S WHAT ‘YELLOW FEVER’ REALLY MEANS

"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."

If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever

For her full rant watch the video here.

YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!

  #well this is racist    #bullshit  

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

  #funnies  

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

thosemidnightdrives:

I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE

thosemidnightdrives:

I WANT THE SERIES REWRITTEN TO INCLUDE THIS BECAUSE